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A playground for parody, satire, and cosmic absurdity. The Humor section twists reality into something delightfully offbeat—where news gets spoofed, relationships get tech support, and space-time occasionally bends for a punchline. Whether it’s almost-credible headlines or emotionally intelligent satire, this is where wit meets wonder.
In a bizarre twist of fate, a local inventor has sparked laughter and confusion after claiming to have developed a time machine. His first test run, however, landed him at a wild disco party in the 1970s, complete with bell-bottoms and funky music.
In a bizarre turn of events, a local resident has declared himself the 'Squirrel Whisperer' and has founded a union for squirrels in his neighborhood. His mission? To improve nut distribution equity and organize protests against the local cat population.
In a press conference aboard a gold-plated space yacht orbiting Mar-a-Luna, Donald Trump unveiled his most ambitious cosmic proposal yet: a solar system–wide wall to block rogue comets, space viruses, and “unlicensed alien traffic.” Constructed from space bricks and quantum rebar, the wall promises to be comet-proof, solar-powered, and—according to Trump—funded by Alpha Centauri. Astronomers remain baffled. Alpha Centauri responded: “We literally just got here.”
In a cosmic joyride that has astronomers clutching their telescopes and bureaucrats scrambling for interplanetary citations, comet 3I/ATLAS has been spotted tearing through the solar system at 138,000 mph—without a flight plan, license plate, or even a courtesy ping to Mars. With suspicious CO₂ levels and a tail that screams “galactic outlaw,” this icy renegade might just be the solar system’s first interstellar influencer.
An interstellar comet with attitude, a galactic wall proposal from a former president, and Alpha Centauri caught in the diplomatic crossfire—3I/ATLAS is blazing through the solar system at 138,000 mph, refusing to show papers and triggering cosmic chaos. NASA’s baffled, Trump’s building, and Voyager 1 is just trying to keep up.
🚀 When Teen Hormones Meet Interstellar Physics Zorblat just wanted to impress Glorbnella. Instead, his glitter-covered comet stunt triggered Earth-wide panic, Harvard speculation, and a galactic PR disaster. What began as a science fair flex turned into a 130,000-mph cosmic oopsie—complete with blinding braces, anti-glare regrets, and one very confused solar system. Turns out, not every alien probe is hostile. Sometimes it’s just a teenager trying to get a date.
In a universe where age is just a number (unless you're a black hole), Grandpa Void has emerged as the oldest-known cosmic entity—grumbling at galaxies, devouring matter, and committing fashion crimes in galaxy-print spandex. With Dr. Imaginarius launching a candle Kickstarter and issuing a stern style intervention, this parody dives into the gravitational drama of a celestial senior citizen who refuses to act his age.
In a groundbreaking announcement that has left the world chuckling, scientists have unveiled plans for a 36-mile-long cigar-shaped starship. Dubbed The Galactic Stogie, it promises zero-gravity jacuzzis, a space casino, and a propulsion system powered by wishful thinking. Will it fly? Probably not. But it’s a great way to get people to invest in their Kickstarter—and a better way to appreciate the phrase “pipe dream.”
