Michael Howell

Michael Howell

🛡️ Pegasus and the Erosion of Privacy: A Story of Digital Survival

Maria never saw it coming. Her phone, once a lifeline for truth, had become a surveillance device. Pegasus spyware had infiltrated her world—silently, completely. This article exposes the reality of digital surveillance and shows how tools like MVT can help you detect and defend against mobile spyware. Privacy isn’t a luxury—it’s a right worth fighting for.

🛑 Trump Vows to Build Solar System Wall to Stop Interstellar Comets, Alpha Centauri “Will Pay”

In a press conference aboard a gold-plated space yacht orbiting Mar-a-Luna, Donald Trump unveiled his most ambitious cosmic proposal yet: a solar system–wide wall to block rogue comets, space viruses, and “unlicensed alien traffic.” Constructed from space bricks and quantum rebar, the wall promises to be comet-proof, solar-powered, and—according to Trump—funded by Alpha Centauri. Astronomers remain baffled. Alpha Centauri responded: “We literally just got here.”

🪐 BREAKING: Interstellar Comet 3I/ATLAS Accused of Speeding Through Solar System Without Proper Documentation

In a cosmic joyride that has astronomers clutching their telescopes and bureaucrats scrambling for interplanetary citations, comet 3I/ATLAS has been spotted tearing through the solar system at 138,000 mph—without a flight plan, license plate, or even a courtesy ping to Mars. With suspicious CO₂ levels and a tail that screams “galactic outlaw,” this icy renegade might just be the solar system’s first interstellar influencer.

31/Atlas: Alien Teen’s Science Project Causes Interstellar Commotion

🚀 When Teen Hormones Meet Interstellar Physics Zorblat just wanted to impress Glorbnella. Instead, his glitter-covered comet stunt triggered Earth-wide panic, Harvard speculation, and a galactic PR disaster. What began as a science fair flex turned into a 130,000-mph cosmic oopsie—complete with blinding braces, anti-glare regrets, and one very confused solar system. Turns out, not every alien probe is hostile. Sometimes it’s just a teenager trying to get a date.

When Titans Collide: Imagining the Largest Black Hole Merger in the Universe

In November 2023, scientists detected GW231123—a record-breaking black hole merger that defied expectations and reignited cosmic curiosity. But what if we imagined something even more extreme? This editorial explores a hypothetical collision between TON 618 and IC 1101, the universe’s largest known black holes. The result: gravitational waves that could reshape spacetime itself, and a “hypermassive singularity” that challenges the very definition of a black hole.